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amiibo-king:

it’s come to my attention that a lot of people don’t know about bluemaxima’s flashpoint and genuinely think they’ll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they’ve got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there’s no way they’ll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

nonegenderleftpain:

minecraft:

Did y'all know that Elon Musk’s Twitter recently added LGBTQ terms (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Transgender, Queer) to it’s “offensive words” list - meaning that links to tweets with words containing them aren’t previewed in twitter DMs and are generally de-boosted (shown to less people) by the website?

Did you also know there exists a character called the
zero-width non joiner that you can copy and paste in-between letters of any keyword so that the keyword visually looks the same but isn’t automatically seen by the algorithm as containing a keyword?

Did you also know that having to have a zero-width non joiner to post about being gay is terrifyingly dystopian

nonegenderleftpain:

minecraft:

Did y'all know that Elon Musk’s Twitter recently added LGBTQ terms (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Transgender, Queer) to it’s “offensive words” list - meaning that links to tweets with words containing them aren’t previewed in twitter DMs and are generally de-boosted (shown to less people) by the website?

Did you also know there exists a character called the
zero-width non joiner that you can copy and paste in-between letters of any keyword so that the keyword visually looks the same but isn’t automatically seen by the algorithm as containing a keyword?

Did you also know that having to have a zero-width non joiner to post about being gay is terrifyingly dystopian

yumantimatter:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

It’s true that Homestuck contains a lot of things, and it’s also true that Homestuck fans lie constantly and fluently about what Homestuck contains, secure in the knowledge that it’s logistically impracticable to fact-check them. Like, what are you going to do, actually read it?

Homestucks in the notes are like “oh, we never lie, we just make technically true but misleadingly phrased statements which are calculated to lead those who lack the relevant context to draw incorrect conclusions” as though that’s different. =P

Doc Scratch behavior

arahir:

arahir:

arahir:

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

thanks whoever brought this post back let’s have all my viral posts going at once so my shame will be on full display for new followers

yellow-makes-me-cry:

dino-king-rex:

youtalklikeabook:

cindylovemoon:

whatnamwshouldichoose:

procyongaaay:

procyongaaay:

okura94:

funnytwittertweets:

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it’s me, I’m girls

@okura94 have I got news for you babe

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Update, were married now

That’s awesome congratulations!!

They are having Blowout Sale Right Now! Via HERE

I love this side of tumblr

If I manage to get that I will give this to my gf if I by some miracle get one.

Of my bf asks me to marry him with THIS- idk I’m just gonna explode and demand we marry right away

tinynarwhals:

Old art. One of my faves. Beaker Jingyi lol

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brightlotusmoon:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

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